I want an ice cream sandwich!!!!
I Went On A Three Day White Water Rafting Trip And All I Got Was This Intense Teva Tan

I Went On A Three Day White Water Rafting Trip And All I Got Was This Intense Teva Tan

Watch as This Big Baby Disappears to Tumble Down a Big River for Three Days With a Bunch of Strangers! You Won’t Believe the Results!

the only keyboard shortcut I’ll ever need

the only keyboard shortcut I’ll ever need

utah, part 1, a good week :~)

it’s 7pm and over 100 degrees right now I have found hell and it’s in green river utah

Classic vik getting wine drunk at an Italian heritage convention in rural utah and dancing with my mother to the cha cha slide and Michael Jackson with a bunch of old drunk Italians in traditional costumes

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I declare all of America……. flavour town

mesovideo:

I declare all of America……. flavour town

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those pictures also serve as a wonderful reference point for how short I am, which is “very”

look at me and my army of seven year old girls the one in blue told me she “definitely totally didn’t cry” when she got home last night because she already missed me I love this

and that decade of theater training is really coming to use out here in rural utah, as i have taken on my toughest role yet: a straight cis woman

yesterday i somehow adopted three seven year old girls and they’ve become a mini army. they want to have magical powers and i’ve been placed as their magical cook and they can snap their fingers or do a dance and it’ll make their brothers do their chores for them. i have absolutely nothing in common with any of the older relatives out here but dammit i have found my rightful place hanging out with a bunch of seven year old girls